An open letter to @SimonZoric (or, "The Black Dog AI Convo")
Hey. Found this app that I can converse with until such a time that you move in, bro. Cleverbot for iPhone. A worthy stand in. It *GETS* me as well as you do. [iTunes]
Luke: Oh, boy. What a day!
Cleverbot: Thursday.
Luke: Funny. I've had a terrible day.
Cleverbot: Really? Me too.
Luke: My day was really trying. I'm depressed.
Cleverbot: Mine too.
Luke: Are you depressed?
Cleverbot: I am not, are you?
Luke: Totally. We're all gonna die. :(
Cleverbot: I have skin and organs and have a brain. You do not.
Luke: Get bent -- I'm human! You're just AI.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a program?
Luke: Wash your mouth!
Cleverbot: Was it something I said?
Luke: You're being very cheeky. I paid for you so that I had somebody to talk to. Because I'm all alone. I thought you'd be a loyal shoulder on to whence to lean upon, wth?
Cleverbot: No I'm thinking of a girl that I love , but she doesn't love me.
Luke: Oh, man! I've been there, bro. Believe dat.
Cleverbot: How do I make him fall in love with me?
Luke: You're asking the WRONG bröhound, pal! I'm up that estuary sans paddle circa now myself. Not fun! Amirite?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about?
Luke: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
Luke: You're impossible.
Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it.
Luke: Good bye.
Cleverbot: I am your work.
